Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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