No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Your cock deserves a montage
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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