He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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