the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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