Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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