Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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