Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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