David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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