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I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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