Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
