After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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