ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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