About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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