If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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