I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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