He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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