If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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