i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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