I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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