Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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