peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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