you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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