Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
send nudes
from the living room?
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