i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I wish I only lived at night.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
