Do you still have your period?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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