They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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