I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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