He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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