glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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