I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Shame is for Republicans.
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