Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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