We're like a lot better than the average bears
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
