Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize
