he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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