Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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