He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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