i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Randomize