If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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