I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
There are leaves in my underwear?
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