Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
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