so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I want to have your abortion
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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