I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
i out mim tonsoeep
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