Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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