no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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