We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
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