Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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