I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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