everyone is single if you try hard enough
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
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