Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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