it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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