i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
you made out with another girl for some wings
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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