Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
