at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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