Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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