Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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