Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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