so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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