What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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