: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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