I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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